The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
Ever got a vibrator stuck in ur hair? Is worse that getting ur hairbrush stuck.
...well that sucks.
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
yeah i fucked her in the storage room on the inflatable mattress. i don't know if i should feel proud for me or bad for her.
Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
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