therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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