I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I think I broke a hole in her wall trying to do backflips
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
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