That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
if this week's events in iraq have taught me anything, it's that when pulling out, always expect a mess...
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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