David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I wish I could drop acid with the muppets
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
Hey, this is a mass text. I have a hospital bill from November, and I don't know from what. Did anyone bring me to the hospital on a drunken night that I don't remember...?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
All I know is I woke up cuddling a jar of peanut butter....
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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