Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
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