Dear everyone. As mark stated i did the 'piss n run' last night. This is all new to me and it scares me. Again, sorry. "if i could turn back time" -cher
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
you put your hands over the taxi driver's eyes and shouted GUESS THE WAY TO THE CLUB
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
just stepped out my front door and let the wind dry my naked body because I was too lazy to go search for a clean towel that may not even exist. I could live like this forever
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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