she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
I just spent the last hour reading customer reviews on amazon.com for the book "it hurts when I poop." Send help.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Randomize
