I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
So my retainer doesn't fit, so i'm getting drunk so i can put it back in. Alone.
You would...
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
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