Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
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