If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
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