I am engaged
To a real live girl that has met me
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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