I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
We’re leaving where are you
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