i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I wish I could go back in time 3 years and tell my freshman self how easy it is to hook up with freshmen
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
Oh god. Standing was a rash decision
I made it to Starbucks to do work and I've just been sitting here with my head on the table for 30 minutes...
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
Im including "no monologues past 1am" in the list of apartment rules. Theatre majors dude.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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