I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
Slut skills are useful in every country.
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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