is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
I knew it was different as soon as you told me you slept with him and didn't tell me about his dick
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
Will the fact that I have 4 boob hickies add to or take away from tonight's outfit?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
We had sex on a dog bed..
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He walked in on me masturbating and on my phone but got mad because I wasn't watching porn just tweeting
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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