my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
to cover up your slurred speech you tried talking like the creepy old man from family guy
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
After we had sex he bought me grape soda. I think I'll keep him.
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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