is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
Dude, I found another chunk missing out of my tooth. Fuck drinking on tuesdays.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
Half my make-up was stuck to his thigh where I'd fallen asleep after the blowjob.
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
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