Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
Found the puke drawer
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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