bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
His cat kept scratching my feet while we were having sex. There's only room for one pussy around here. It also concerns me that he owns a cat.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Oh god, I forgot we had sex to Elton John
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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