What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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