just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
You know its going to be a good homecoming when you beer bong a mimosa at 6am.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I think that the winner of this years fantasy football league should get naming rights to you child
I'm not drunk enough to eat silly string
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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