plz talk dirty to me
are you so shy because you have an std?
Why do guys in porn never have boxers on?
better question: why do you always text me when you're watching porn
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
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