return my video game
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
The part of "Dave" will now be played by "Rob." Rob, why don't you unzip and show Dave why that is.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize