but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
We tried to get a ride from the same firefigters that were turning off the fire alarm going off at our house.
You'd be surprised at how many crooked penises are out there
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
i feel sensations at the ends of my beard. Either I am super high. Or my face has accepted my beard and I completed my transformation to Mecca
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
He has the fingertips of a God
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