I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Just finished off half a bottle of vodka. Can't take in anymore liquids so I ate 3 spoonfuls of your powdered gatorade to fight off the hangover. Wish me luck and check me for a pulse when you get in!
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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