You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so I finished the entire bottle...next thing I know, it's 8 am and I wake up on the fucking beach in the low tide with a family standing about 30 feet from me just staring.
My room should be renamed "Land of the Misfit Condoms."
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Going to the ER, I'll explain later but apparently drunk me isn't allergic to peanut butter.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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