Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
Uh oh I Hage to dance yes, my feet are Whitney Houston
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
I wouldn't call us friends exactly. Honestly I just hang out with him so I can hit on his girlfriend. They won't last long, and I'll be there to pick up the scraps
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
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