normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Want to come over? I'm getting stoned and watching Netflix and making s'mores over a candle in my room
dude when im high using logic is an accomplishment that should be rewarded. make sure u get cinnamon twists
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
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