I fink we're distracting them from bumping the proverbial uglies
found: crazy homeless guy quoting Quagmire lines to every chick he sees. i think i win the scavenger hunt.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Some chick is drunk waving down a taxi with a slice of pizza.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
I got arrested in a leprechaun onesie
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