What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
and then you two started interpretive dancing to Mozart
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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