Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Apparently I'm short enough to sit on his lap and fuck him while he is driving because the cop didn't notice.
You can't just take out your bong for hits in public places... That's what pipes are for. You've got to be stealthier.
No, it's okay because this is the city of trees.
YOU'VE ALREADY BEEN BUSTED MORE THAN ONCE. THAT'S NOT A VALID EXCUSE FOR BONG HITS IN COFFEE GARDEN
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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