i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
And now for everyone's least favorite sport... Drunk babysitting.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
Tell me how you feel about belly buttons
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
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