Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I'm pretty sure whiskey overrules bulimia in the eyes of Texas boys
Just walked out of 7 11 still in uniform when 4 girls in bikinis in a convertable screamed "we fuck firefighters!"
Career choice validated
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
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