butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
She said she didn't want to have sex because she was so torn up about "this whole NBC thing."
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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