I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
You called me twice to tell me that you spit in your own eye, when I was right next to you.
My mom said she was relieved to see that I'd gained some weight bc she's "always worried" that I might have AIDS.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I took both his daughters virginities. There's no way he won't give me a job
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Well after last night I am convinced he is real life Tyler Durden. He only exists to me and somehow keeps me out of jail this entire time
I found a body half wedged into my bedroom wall this morning. How do I explain THIS to the carpenters?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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