I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
I can't find the keys to get out of my front door, there are random socks in my bicycle basket and I can see a plastic handle of cheap vodka sitting on my porch. oh, and my head just broke u with me.
It's not even like I care. He was cute 30lbs ago and before he fucked that Michael Jackson look alike.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
Got my parents to pick me up from the party, take me to the bar and buy all my drinks, then drop me off at my booty calls house.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
I just realized it's officially fall..I had sex while watching Halloween
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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