So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He thinks he's a sex addict. Just. My. Type.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Next time she asks for a ride to her "cousins" house and it turns out to be a booty call we're charging her for each mile.
Had a dream that you were held at gun point. But I killed the guy. Then we embraced in the biggest hug while everyone around us clapped... Kinda how I imagine our wedding...
She must've been waiting down the street cause after I said I specialized in inner-thigh-face-massage it couldn't have been 2 minutes until she was on my couch.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
Not yoga, whiskey. Totally mis-typed whiskey.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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