And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
my vag is so smooth its legendary
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
Turns out the bartender I fucked is the bar owner. WHY THE FUCK DO I PAY FOR HALF MY DRINKS? IS SEX NOT TIP ENOUGH?
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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