dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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