he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
I woke up next to my bosses toilet.i wish you had just left me in the neighbors yard.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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