I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
oh yeah I know that guy. he's legit. slept in my closet a few times
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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