Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
that may or may not have been my penis.
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
Jack said he hasn't jerked off in like two weeks and he's like a smoldering volcano who wants to bury you like Pompeii with his man gravy
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