would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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