Christians are straight up FREAKS
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Just had a serious discussion with my ex-boyfriend about sexy nurse vs. sexy teacher. So score one for friendship I guess.
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
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