If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
On an unrelated note, i found out who duct taped shoelaces to my face
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I may or may not have puked near a bear on the side of the road this morning.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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