He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
That's not as bad as watching a dumb ass drunk peeing into your window fan -
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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