is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Its only 9:11 and I just somersaulted through a window. Its gonna be a good night
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
So anyway, I'm just floating along life with my vibrator and low expectations.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I usually do that but weve been going unprotected with tribal fertility symbols painted above my door
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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