There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
he left me a 6 minute video of him peeling a clementine listening to justin bieber
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I just realized I'm not wearing clothes. I think my pants may be in the kitchen but I have no idea where my shirt is. I'm kinda worried.
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