Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Hate you missed the after party, I was covered in dish soap gliding bare assed down a slip n slide at 6:30 this morning
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
I feel so nauseous and all I want is string cheese. My life never makes sense.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
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