But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Woke up the next morning in an 8 year old's bedroom. Saw my bra swinging from the spiderman ceiling fan and decided it would be best to dip out w/o it.
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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