you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you haven't felt a hangover until you wake up after a night of snorting tequila.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
He noticed my new Lipstick so later tonight it's going to be on his dick.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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