With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
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