I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
how do flat chested girls get laid?
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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