I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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