rhymes with "ouble enetration"
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
I just want to be covered in whipped cream and spanked, is that too much to ask?
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
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