Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
She was to tired for head so she opted for a footjob with poor results. I dont want to talk about it
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
I need to wake up with a beard between my thighs more often, I'm a fucking saint.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
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